Don't remember the Flowbee?
Enjoy this actual commercial from 1992...
And yes, you heard right!
"Pays for itself after only 10 uses!
14 uses if you include bandages & a little piece of your soul."
"Kenny baby, please forgive me! What were the odds that a defective
Flowbee would also set your cowboy hat collection on fire?!
To make it up to you, I've given this adorable blogger
an ACTUAL photo of Keith Urban from 1985"...
