Breaking News! Adorable Canadian Who Reminded People Angelina Jolie Was Once Considered a Total Freak, Vanishes! Last Seen Being Tossed Into Back of Paramount Mini-Van.

 Apparently it was Angelina Jolie's 40th birthday a few months ago.

Yes, 40th!  No, you're not reading a blog post from 2006.

* The Billy Bob Thornton blood vials could not be reached for comment. *

And let's not forget Angelina and her Brother.  Yes, BROTHER!

Thank God, the only thing I ever gave my brother was an Olive Garden gift certificate! 

Happy 40th (cough) Angelina!

 

Sorry, Mother Teresa...