You Have the Power to Change the Direction of this Subway. Unfortunately, You Still Don't Possess the Power to Make Kim Kardashian Jump In Front of It!

Is the subway arriving or leaving?  You decide. 

Now I'm off to find some Gravol...

Michigan Man Confirms That If Jesus Sees His Shadow, We Get Six More Weeks of Winter!

Hey kids, what's the matter?  Afraid of your own shadow?  Oh, you are?  Oops, sorry.  

Hopefully the fact that you're adorable will make up for it.  

Then there's always the "show off" in the world of shadow puppets.  Oh Gruppe Pilobolus!  You and your crazy, lonely, odd talent has me saying "hey what the heck is a Gruppe Pilobolus?  And why do I continue to enjoy saying the name Gruppe Pilobolus?"