If I Had a Five Dollar Bill For Everytime I Get Distracted, Oh Man, This Computer Screen Needs To Be Dusted.

 

 

 

"Hey, It's Not You, It's Me. I'm Kidding, It's Totally You."

"I don't got a problem with our combo heart tattoo, 

I'm just wonderin' what Ma & Pa is gonna say."

Miranda Lambert burns down Blake Shelton's house
just to promote BrushingOff.com! 
Thanks Miranda.  There's a shiny quarter waiting for you!

Adorable Blogger Wonders What Life Was Like Before Emojis. (smiley face, wink, poop pile)

 

 

Want to say "please don't touch me" but don't have the energy? 

Let this funky sweater say it for you.

"Smile, Friday will be here soon!"

BrushingOff.com Gladly Cools Down Heatwave Sufferers With "Winter Is Coming" Reminders.

 

 

See Ya Monday! I'm Off To Join The Circus...

BREAKING!  Ghost of Mona Lisa to appear on "Real Housewives of Tuscany" next fall.  Drama ensues when she attempts to defend the 'resting bitch face' phenomenon & insists the crew call her Monique LaRue.  Don't even.

Canadians Fight Back Against Rising Beer Prices! Then Quickly Apologize & Disperse In An Orderly Fashion!

  

Looks Like You Deserve a Weekend! You're Welcome!