"Fathers Who Lost Custody" Club Members Arrive In Chicago To Prepare For Upcoming Holidays.

"Watch out, he might bite!  Ok, don't say you weren't warned, Fido."

 "Woof, woof, bark."  

Translation:  "Is it okay to cry over this?"

Confidence Is Great! Cockiness? Umm, Not So Much...

You Asked Them to Put 'Olympic Rings' on the Cake...

Here's what you got...

Canadian Women Throw Away Their Razors! Conclusion: Hockey Season Is In Full Swing!

"Yippee, I scored!  How 'bout a little sugar?  Ok, ok.  I guess no means no!"

Yesterday was "every guy who brings a beer gets a free girl" day at the arena...

 

Looks like somebody didn't read their horoscope ahead of time...

 

And if at first you don't succeed...umm...just call it a day & leave the building immediately.

You can come back for your dignity later!