Stolen Cartoon of the Day...

Russian Photographer Promised "I Am To Be Make You Most Best Beautiful Model In Village!"

No, Mount Rushmore Is Not a Natural Phenomenon...

Stolen Cartoon of the Day...

Aspirin Company Baffled By Increase in Tylenol Usage at Same Time Every Year...

 

 

 "Ok, just one more glass & then back to work.  Cuz the bus ain't gonna drive itself!"

 

 

So, What Is It You're Trying To Tell Me?

Stolen Cartoon of the Day...

Stolen Cartoon of the Day...

Bank Teller Who Went Berserk After 247th Customer Mentioned The Weather Today, Found Not Guilty! Given Stress Leave & Lifetime Supply of Rubber Bands.

 But don't forget that Canadians are  
all aboot creativity, eh?!

Note to Self:  Build one of these!  Looks like fun!  

Remember the days when you didn't even know what the term "dental plan" meant?

Man Who Made Living Cutting the Sleeves Off Kenny Chesney's Shirts Fired After Flowbee Accident!

 

 

 Don't remember the Flowbee?  

Enjoy this actual commercial from 1992...

And yes, you heard right!  

"Pays for itself after only 10 uses!  

14 uses if you include bandages & a little piece of your soul."

"Kenny baby, please forgive me!  What were the odds that a defective

Flowbee would also set your cowboy hat collection on fire?!

To make it up to you, I've given this adorable blogger 

an ACTUAL photo of Keith Urban from 1985"...

 

 

You're welcome, readers!

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I'll Bet Ya Five Dollars That You Won't Get This Joke! Ok, Double Or Nothing?!

Stolen Cartoon of the Day...

"Sorry Boys, The Boss Spent All the Safety Equipment Money On Afternoon Strip Shows & Taco Bell Value Meals."

Something tells me this isn't going to end well...

The Dutch Barbeque! The Most Ingenious Creation Of The Week!

When Asked If this Was Just a Freaky Optical Illusion Only Seen By Perverted Minds, BrushingOff.com Readers Respond with Resounding Thumbs Up!

Breaking News! Adorable Canadian Who Reminded People Angelina Jolie Was Once Considered a Total Freak, Vanishes! Last Seen Being Tossed Into Back of Paramount Mini-Van.

 Apparently it was Angelina Jolie's 40th birthday a few months ago.

Yes, 40th!  No, you're not reading a blog post from 2006.

* The Billy Bob Thornton blood vials could not be reached for comment. *

And let's not forget Angelina and her Brother.  Yes, BROTHER!

Thank God, the only thing I ever gave my brother was an Olive Garden gift certificate! 

Happy 40th (cough) Angelina!

 

Sorry, Mother Teresa...