Chaos erupted outside of a popular L.A. eatery over the weekend, when Suri Cruise briefly broke away from her father and begged onlookers to take her home with them. Unfortunately Suri didn't get far during her escape due to "lazy legs syndrome" stemming from over 8 years of being constantly carried around Los Angeles. Suri Cruise has not been seen since the incident. Although the Church of Scientology insists that "She is happy. Yes, very happy. Just like you could be with our new long distance service. Hello? Hello?"
BrushingOff.com's calls to Tom Cruise were not returned. We did however receive a large basket of muffin crumbs from Val Kilmer. The Iceman Eateth.
BrushingOff.com's calls to Tom Cruise were not returned. We did however receive a large basket of muffin crumbs from Val Kilmer. The Iceman Eateth.
