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| McCarville in happier times. |
Acquaintances of local Nissan Dealer, Heinrich McCarville gathered in Ontario yesterday to celebrate the scam artist car salesman's sudden disappearance. It is widely assumed that McCarville may have succumbed to neck injuries he suffered while attempting to flirt with his own reflection at a local bondage bar. Unlike 99.9% of people interviewed when a local citizen vanishes, those who knew McCarville through his Nissan dealership, all seemed to echo the same sentiments. "He was a loud guy. Never kept to himself. Always left the house. We'll get over this very easily. He won't be missed."
