Note: If you don't scream or flinch during this video, I'll give you your money back!
And you can't mention Australia without a shout out to the Crocodile Hunter!
We miss you, Steve Irwin!
Investigators have confirmed the existence of a Genetic Perfection Factory in Melbourne, where average people are transformed into sexy beasts and shipped to North America upon their release...
Don't believe there's a factory?
Here are some actual photos of Keith Urban & Nicole Kidman
BEFORE & AFTER they entered the building...
UPDATE: The aforementioned kangaroo entered a rehab facility, got into shape and retired to a hedonistic life of beaches and vegemite.
