Stolen Cartoon of the Day...

Looks Like You Deserve a Weekend! You're Welcome!

 

But Ali G., You Forgot to Ask About "The Great Gazoo!"

Tom Cruise's Daughter Escapes From His Grasp For Over 17 Minutes!

Chaos erupted outside of a popular L.A. eatery over the weekend, when Suri Cruise briefly broke away from her father and begged onlookers to take her home with them.   Unfortunately Suri didn't get far during her escape due to "lazy legs syndrome" stemming from over 8 years of being constantly carried around Los Angeles.  Suri Cruise has not been seen since the incident.  Although the Church of Scientology insists that "She is happy.  Yes, very happy.  Just like you could be with our new long distance service.  Hello?  Hello?"

BrushingOff.com's calls to Tom Cruise were not returned.  We did however receive a large basket of muffin crumbs from Val Kilmer.  The Iceman Eateth.

"A Fake Movie Trailer Is Like a Box of Chocolates." Well, Actually It's Not. Not At All. My Mistake. Carry On.

Worst "Take Your Kids to Work Day" Ever...

 

"Whew!  Another productive day.  But I can't shake the feeling that I left the iron on..."

We Should All Think Like Dogs...

Stolen Cartoon of the Day...

Wife of "Gotta Make the Donuts" Guy Determined to Deliver Sandwich He Left on Kitchen Counter...

This police chase is so insane that at first I actually thought it was fake.  Other than being sped up for time, it's all real.  Gulp.  Thelma & Louise, we hardly knew ye!

Here's the back story...

Looks Like You Deserve A Weekend! You're Welcome!

And Apparently It Took Some Adorable Blogger Almost 2 Minutes to Catch Onto this Video...

Stolen Cartoon of the Day...

Ahhh, School Photos! No Filters, No Second Takes, No Turning Back!

We've Come A Long Way Since Eleanor Roosevelt Was Scolded for Doing the Batusi...

 

 

Remember When This News Anchor Got Duped? And the Graphics Dept. Guys Still Had Jobs?

Blogger Bombarded With Requests For Sexy Photos! Here Ya Go Uncle Kevin!

 

Stolen Cartoon of the Day...

Stolen Cartoon of the Day...

You Might Wanna Pass on the "Motor-Boating"...

BrushingOff.com Presents Our First Annual I.Q. Test!

Damn!  I fall for it every time!  

At least I've got that Nigerian Prince who wants to transfer 

$25 million into my bank account to bring back my confidence!

Local Weather Girl Loses Magic 8 Ball... Forced to Get Info from Internet Like the Rest of Us!

Stolen Cartoon of the Day...

American Idol Says Goodbye & Viewers Are Shocked... Cuz They Thought It Had Gone Off the Air Years Ago!

Thoughtless Child Rewarded with Candy & Future As Cable Company Employee!