If I Had a Five Dollar Bill For Everytime I Get Distracted, Oh Man, This Computer Screen Needs To Be Dusted.

 

 

 

"Hey, It's Not You, It's Me. I'm Kidding, It's Totally You."

"I don't got a problem with our combo heart tattoo, 

I'm just wonderin' what Ma & Pa is gonna say."

Miranda Lambert burns down Blake Shelton's house
just to promote BrushingOff.com! 
Thanks Miranda.  There's a shiny quarter waiting for you!

Here's A Magic Trick! Rick Springfield Is 66 Years Old! Voila! I Just Made You Feel Old!

Hey, There's Courtney Love! Oh Crap, She's Looking Over. Quick, Hide Before She Sees You!

Poor Courtney just needs a hug.  Who me?  No way!  YOU give her a hug!

                         

BAD LANGUAGE WARNING:  

Hey kids, Aunt Courtney says some pretty naughty words 

in the above videos, so please make sure don't watch this...

until your parents have left the room.  

Happy Viewing!

Ever Wish David Bowie Had Performed With Cher? Well, It Ain't Pretty But You're In Luck!

Happy Anniversary Michael Jackson & Lisa Marie! Oops, Nevermind.

And I really thought these crazy kids were gonna make it...

Here's a video of Lisa Marie's remake of the Elvis hit "In the Ghetto."  And yes, this was released as a REAL VIDEO!  It's truly painful.  Somewhere up there Natalie Cole is shaking her head & smirking.

So remember folks, don't give your baby a gun until AFTER the diaper changing!

Stolen Cartoon of the Day...

American Idol Says Goodbye & Viewers Are Shocked... Cuz They Thought It Had Gone Off the Air Years Ago!