"Let Us Not Forget The Season of Giving Will Soon Be Upon Us Again. Now Outta My Way, Asshole!"

And just to cleanse the palate after all that chaos,
enjoy the following video...

 "Hey, wake me when the UPS guy gets here with those fuzzy gold fish. 
Now walk away, foolish human."

Only 10 Shopping Days 'Til Christmas...

"Attention shoppers:  We are currently hiring Jenga players..."

"Yippee!!!  Huh?  What's this 'online shopping' invention you speak of?"