I've Been Wearing Earphones the Wrong Way All These Years! Also Found Out the Bananas My Doctor Recommended For My Colon Were Supposed to be EATEN!

Apparently earphones are not supposed to "hang" out of your ear...they loop over the back (like the sample above).  Who knew?!  That would explain why they keep falling out when I'm reaching for a bag of Dorit...I mean...when I'm on the treadmill.