Tuesday, May 17, 2016
Wednesday, May 4, 2016
Oh, Ice Bucket Challenge, We Hardly Knew Ye!
This one wins the award for "Most Creative Ego"...oops, I mean video.
Happy Anniversary Michael Jackson & Lisa Marie! Oops, Nevermind.
And I really thought these crazy kids were gonna make it...
Here's a video of Lisa Marie's remake of the Elvis hit "In the Ghetto." And yes, this was released as a REAL VIDEO! It's truly painful. Somewhere up there Natalie Cole is shaking her head & smirking.
So remember folks, don't give your baby a gun until AFTER the diaper changing!
I Hate People Who Are Condescending! By the Way, For Those Who Don't Know, The Word "Condescending" Means 'To Talk Down To Someone.' You're Welcome.
"Stay in school they said. You'll never make it as a human target they said. Well, I showed them!"
Tuesday, May 3, 2016
BrushingOff.com Accepts First Ad Placements on Blog! Seems Legit...
What happens when an adorable "Grease" loving blogger
gets video editing software & 2 hours of spare time?
The world's longest commercial for BrushingOff.com!
Shout out to Poland! Missing you & your 100 hits a day!
Let me know if you don't receive this message.
- BrushingOff.com
Despite Record Cold Temperatures, Hundreds Gather In New York City To Slap Tyra Banks!
Hundreds of New Yorkers waited patiently for their turn to smack Tyra Banks during the final day of her latest talk show. Alf Reinhart, 76, said it was an incredible experience. "Until today, I just got my kicks driving around with my left turn signal on during rush hour. Then I got in line this morning to give that Tyra girl what was coming to her. It was real special. Makes me feel like I do when I yell and chase them kids off my lawn."
When reached for comment, Tyra Banks' representatives would only say "help us, please, help us! Oh no, she's coming up the stairs...no Tyra, please, NO!"
Nope, this isn't Tyra Banks' audition tape for the role of Cookie on "Empire."
Just Tyra needing some extra camera time.
Ummm, Tyra? WTF??? I don't think they're laughing WITH you. That's all I'm sayin'...
Oh Tyra, you're so funny & smart! Can we please have our pay checks now?
Hey Oprah, you paying attention? Tyra be tellin' it straight, y'all.
Besides, who would know more about 'Da Hood' than
the daughter of a NASA photographer (no joke) & a computer programmer?!
Australian Stereotype Convention Closes After Drunk Boomerang Wielding Kangaroo Forgets To Throw Another Shrimp On The Barbie!
Note: If you don't scream or flinch during this video, I'll give you your money back!
And you can't mention Australia without a shout out to the Crocodile Hunter!
We miss you, Steve Irwin!
Investigators have confirmed the existence of a Genetic Perfection Factory in Melbourne, where average people are transformed into sexy beasts and shipped to North America upon their release...
Don't believe there's a factory?
Here are some actual photos of Keith Urban & Nicole Kidman
BEFORE & AFTER they entered the building...
UPDATE: The aforementioned kangaroo entered a rehab facility, got into shape and retired to a hedonistic life of beaches and vegemite.
And to all the Aussie Hashtaggers, I say...
Good eye might! Oops, I mean, G'day mate!
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