The above photo shows Jennifer Lopez (circa 1992) agreeing to sell her soul to the Devil in exchange for fame & fortune. Unfortunately, Jennifer's assistant neglected to remind J-Lo that her 'deal with the devil' was up for renewal. Until the situation is rectified, J-Lo has been forced to revert back to her former self as "Jenny from the Block....of Cheese!"
Had things gone differently, the world may have never been forced to deal with the always nauseating "Kimye." Kanye West would have simply become that weird UPS delivery guy that keeps making 'my package' jokes. Kim Kardashian would have faded into oblivion as the most annoying Avon representative in Little Rock, Arkansas.
I adore John Travolta! There, I said it. For that reason I will refrain from any jokes. Plus, he's a Scientologist and if Xenu can't fend off Father Time, what chance to do the rest of us have?!
