The face is scary enough but a bikini wax is definitely in order.
Yes, I conquer with that.
You forgot "whizdum."
Hmmm, I just assumed Jesus would have a fantastic dental plan. Who knew?!
This is either Ozzy Osbourne or a 4 year old girl. Either way, we need to talk.
Forget the tattoo. You might wanna get that metal screw in your back looked at!!
"Only 14 more payments and this baby is all mine!"
"Yep, I'm Am."
