Thursday, July 14, 2016

Attention Starved Madonna Threatens to Defecate on Crucifix at Special Olympics While Holding Basket of Puppies Hostage!


Oh Madonna, is there nothing you won't do for the spotlight?
What?  Huh?  Sorry, I can't hear you over that strange whistling noise.



Remember Wayne's World?  Madonna made an appearance and it's safe to say that Madonna is to comedy what Beethoven was to...comedy!  The video is still pretty funny though.  If you're worthy!


UPDATE:  The Milwaukee Police Department cornered Madonna and asked her to "release the puppies!"  She quickly and willingly obliged.  Oh, and the little dogs in the basket were safe too!