Wanna Sound Australian? Say "Queet Plying & Bee Hive To Die." This May Also Come In Handy If You're Fending Off Russell Crowe at an Outback Steakhouse.

BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My cousin bard my pickup truck." 

BOB WAR - noun. A sharp, twisted cable.
Usage: "Ya'll better stay away from that bob war fence." 

DID - adjective. Not alive.
Usage: "He's did, Jim."

FARN - adjective. Not local.
Usage: "I reckon they must be from some farn country like Canada." 

RETARD - Verb. To stop working.
Usage: "My granpaw retard at age 65." 

 

Sadly, under the Presidency of George W. Bush, the Jackie Kennedy Rose Garden was soon replaced by the Jessica Simpson Water Slide & Bait Shop.