Tuesday, July 12, 2016

But If I Throw Out My Rolodex, How Am I Gonna Remember My Friend's Fax Numbers?



Mystery of Baby Hitler Solved.


Sorry Verna.  The boss says you've gotta put the
coffee filters in the break room & get back to your cash register.


"Cough.  I'm also gonna need 17 coffees to go.  Hack.  Thanks.  Wheez."


"Whew!  No more Taco Bell Baby Meals for you, Deborah Carter!"


"Hi boys.  Anybody need hemorrhoid cream? 
I think I've got some between my plastic comb and toenail clippers. 
Why yes, I AM single.  How did you know?"