Foot Fetishists Fall For Fake July Fools Footage! Oh Man, If This Were February This Would Have Been The Perfect Headline! Carry On.

New Wine Holder Allows Free Hands For Back Stabbing & Carrot Dipping at Baby Showers!

Hey lady!  You "holding" the glass kinda defeats the purpose.  Oh well.  Nevermind. 

 

 

 

 

 

"It's the weekend.  I'm outta here bitches!"

Got the Feelin' Ugly Blues? Perhaps This Will Help. You're Welcome, Readers!

 

Oops, Somebody Slipped Acid Into Vinnie Barbarino's Rubber Hose!

BrushingOff.com's Diet Fact of the Day...

Dutchman Invents Solution To Every Home Repair. Chases Nobel Prize Committee From Lawn While Holding Glue Gun & Brick Of Inedible Cheese!

Happy One Year Anniversary To That Girl I Worked With For 17 Days. May Your Marriage Last As Long As Your Facebook Posts About Your Wedding...

Best Proposal!

 Best Wedding Toast!

 

Best Example of Why Eloping Isn't Such a Bad Idea.

RuPaul's Prom Date Still Hopeful. Waiting Patiently in "Friend Zone"

Glad to see those voices in my head are justified. Now I'm off to LA to avenge the ghost of Ann B. Davis!

Stolen Cartoon of the Day...

Does Your Town Have The Word "Ville" In It's Name? Need Excitement This Weekend? Got Some Gravol? Then Enjoy These Videos!

 

Like your roller coasters tall?  How about 325 feet tall?  

I'll just be down here holding the purses & backpacks.  Have fun!

Like to spin?  Can't fit in your clothes dryer?  Here's the next best thing!

(the fun starts at the 1 min. mark)

Stolen Cartoon of the Day...

 

"Oh Crap. Hey, Everybody Stop!! I Dropped My Keys!!"

Hey, My Blog's Getting 137 Hits a Day! Thanks Albania!

  

 

BrushingOff.com Readers Send Early Holiday Wishes...

"I'm not wearing a stupid pajama top...I don't wanna look like an idiot!"

 

"Hey baby, why you no call?"

The scary part?  They don't even know that guy...

And I Thought the Time Burger King Forgot to Charge Me For My Chicken Sandwich Was Lucky!

Attention Starved Madonna Threatens to Defecate on Crucifix at Special Olympics While Holding Basket of Puppies Hostage!

Oh Madonna, is there nothing you won't do for the spotlight?
What?  Huh?  Sorry, I can't hear you over that strange whistling noise.

Remember Wayne's World?  Madonna made an appearance and it's safe to say that Madonna is to comedy what Beethoven was to...comedy!  The video is still pretty funny though.  If you're worthy!


UPDATE:  The Milwaukee Police Department cornered Madonna and asked her to "release the puppies!"  She quickly and willingly obliged.  Oh, and the little dogs in the basket were safe too!

Must Resist Urge to "Shake It All About!"

Hey Lazy Kids! Before The Selfie Stick Was Invented, People Had To Be Creative...

Breaking Deja Vu News! All Over Again!

Wisconsin Cat Owner Loses Lint Brush While Moving! Never Able to Wear Black Again!

 

"Yep, I'm adorable.  Now get me some dinner, foolish human!

"Karma baby, Karma!  Oops, I mean WOOF!"

"Pull My Finger" Is Always a Deal Breaker!

Lay's Getting Mixed Reaction to Latest Potato Chips...